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slayerofelmos asked: oh my freakin' god that last thing you posted. i just. i like it. for so many reasons.
We were talking
Sister: I see things differently now that I know you're gay
Friend: I not gay, I'm BI.
Me: Ok let me do this for you-
That's like if I said "So, you play Fable?"
"Yeah, but I also play Skyrim..."
"But you still play Fable..."
Jake English can’t die, because this is only the end of the FIRST movie, the sequel’s bound to end in: The Return
Reblog if you want the next Disney princess to be...
0verflowed asked: OMG I HAVE 80 FOLLOWERS
I Shouldn't love her
She’ll never return my feelings and all she ever does is hurt me, but I can’t help but love her. Sometimes I think to myself “Stop caring about that evil hell beast!” but I can’t. Even though she hates me, and she would rather bite me than let me hold her, I still love her. I love you, Quela <3
0verflowed asked: Of course not! I'm proud!!! :D
0verflowed asked: OMG you changed your url to my idea :D
My sister sometimes calls the bathroom "Portal"
Shania: Daddy, I need to use the portal.
Dad: But you just went to the portal?
Shania: Yeah but I forgot to do something....
Dad: Did you wash your hands?
Dad: Then what did you forget?
ME AND RENEE ARE STUPID BUT MOSTLY ME
me: because later on when desu strider goes kawaiidark
me: he has to use the power of mothra to save the day
naynay: lol omgoodness yes
me: and mothra and godzilla will team up to save the day
thats the ending of homestuck
oh and also john and karkat make-out
naynay: I would die happy
if that came to pass
me: i would die
like no joke
i would just
people would wonder why
but you'd just be there
to whisper sadly as a tear ran down your cheek
"it was...all hussie's fault"
naynay: they'd say it was cardiac arrest and I'd just shake my head
me: IT WAS A BIGGER THING THAN THAT
THE RABBIT HOLE RAN DEEPER
IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE SET-UP
naynay: IT WAS
me: FUCKING SHIT I AM DIEING RIGHT NOW
naynay: In my head that's pronounced by Tarzan
me: sweet baby jegus
i dont even
naynay: the sweetest
me: know how to feel right now
my heart hurts
i wrapped my sausage in too much bacon
naynay: feel all the feelings
I know my dad loves me...
Me: Dad! Shania tried to kill me!
Dad: Now I know that I have always told you girls to do everything to your best ability, and to always finish what you've started. So, Shania, if you're sister's still alive, if she's still breathing, you FAILED.
cinnamonluvr asked: do you think monkeys like bananas more or blueberries?
0verflowed asked: U is for unicorn blood
Omg Person of Interest Rebecca you're adorable
Lol, I just looked it up. Why does she always make such oddly addicting songs? @_@ I am one with the replay button. It is me.
...Pregnancy is a person within a person.
psychophilia: …CONCEPTION Lol, I see what you did there
I wonder... REBLOG IF YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK, I WANNA...
zigzaton: Yes, I know there’s another one going around, but this will be easier for me~
wecansexy: i can’t wait for UU to be evil……… ^u^
Now it’s 2 am in the morning mind you, and I’m only up this late because of APWH, so you can imagine my surprise when Doc Scratch jumps out off the corner of my screen, about to punch me with a glowing fist of green energy if I don’t read HOMESTUCK RIGHT NOW. So like a good Homestuck I said ok, APWH can wait and I read homestuck. Now again, it’s 2:07 AM and I am officially...
askegbertjohn: He’s such a baby.
Things my sister says
Dad: Why do you have to change your pants?
Sister: Because there's wet stuff on the couch.
Dad: ... Did you pee on yourself?
Sister: No, my pants are just suddenly wet.
and sometimes i RP
carcinoGeneticist: HEY NOOKSTAIN.
ectoBiologist: hi karkat!
carcinoGeneticist: LOOK. CAN WE STOP THE PLAYFUL BUDDY BUDDY CHARADE YOU'VE GOT FOR A SECOND, AND SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND HEAR ME OUT FOR A MOMENT?
carcinoGeneticist: I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: GAMZEE, AS SHITTY OF A MOIRAIL AS THAT BULGESUCKING DOOFUS IS, TOLD ME TO JUST FUCKING TELL YOU ALL IT IS THAT I'M HARBORING FOR YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: EVIDENTLY, SEEKING A KISMESITUDE WITH A MEMBER OF A RACE OF YOUR CALIBER OF INTELLIGENCE WOULD BE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU'RE ALL RETARDED.
ectoBiologist: no we're not!
carcinoGeneticist: DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK?
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP.
carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING MEAN.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU DON'T LISTEN.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID. AND THAT'S WHY A PROPER BLACKROM RELATIONSHIP COULD NEVER DAWN BETWEEN US.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT THEN IT FUCKING HIT ME.
carcinoGeneticist: LIKE A KICK TO THE BONE BULGE ON A WRIGGLER'S FIRST PERIGREE'S EVE.
carcinoGeneticist: WHEN THEY TUGGED AT THE BOW OF THEIR PRESENT, IT UNRAVELLED A GLORIOUS BOX YELLING AT THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU'RE TOO STUPID FOR BLACKROM.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT NOT FOR RED ROM.
carcinoGeneticist: JOHN EGBERT. YOU STUPID HUMAN,
ectoBiologist: just spit it out
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP
carcinoGeneticist: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TALK.
ectoBiologist: just say it!
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL YOU STUPID NOOKSTAIN.
carcinoGeneticist: GODDAMN IT, YOU DON'T EVEN LET ME SET A FUCKING MOOD.
carcinoGeneticist: BACK TO THE STUPID POINT. STUPID BEING YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: JOHN EGBERT, I PITY YOU AS FAR AS THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER,
carcinoGeneticist: IN FACT, I WROTE A POEM TO YOU ABOUT IT.
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S FUCKING SAPPY.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THE DELICATE PROSE HERE FOR YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S ENTITLED
carcinoGeneticist: "CONFESSION TO A FUCKASS."
carcinoGeneticist: I WOULD DATE SO YOU HARD, THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
carcinoGeneticist: I'M DONE.
ectoBiologist: uhhhh well
ectoBiologist: how do i say this?
carcinoGeneticist: JUST SPIT IT OUT, NOOKSNIFFER.
ectoBiologist: umm well i kinda like you too
carcinoGeneticist: HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE I THINK I NEED TO MAKE A CALL
carcinoGeneticist: "HELLO? AMBULANCE? YEAH. WE GOT A DEAD MUTANT TROLL UP IN HERE. HE FUCKING DEFRENESTRATED HIS SHITTY NUBBY HORNS NUMBSKULL OUT A WINDOW AFTER FLIPPING HIS SHIT."
carcinoGeneticist: ARE YOU SERIOUS, EGBERT?
carcinoGeneticist: IF YOU ARE PLAYING A PRANK ON ME, I WILL CULL YOU TO KINGDOM COME.
ectoBiologist: its not a prank
ectoBiologist: im completely serious
carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE US NOW?
carcinoGeneticist: ......YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FILL A QUADRANT, AREN'T YOU?
ectoBiologist: well your quadrant things are kind of stupid..i think
carcinoGeneticist: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S STUPID?
carcinoGeneticist: THAT THINK PAN YOU CALL A BRAIN NUSTLED DEEP WITHIN THE CREVICE OF YOUR SKULL.
ectoBiologist: this isnt getting anywhere..i should just go..
carcinoGeneticist: LOOK. SORRY. I'M JUST
carcinoGeneticist: I GUESS..
carcinoGeneticist: WHAT DID JADE CALL IT? SHE SAID I COULD ASK YOU TO BE MY BOYFRIEND, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS.
carcinoGeneticist: DO YOU WANT TO BE THAT?
ectoBiologist: yeah karkat! :B
ectoBiologist: that'd be great!
My thoughts on a certain, unmentionable, person
Dear John, You may not be a homosexual, but if the only people who like you are, then you might want to consider it. Sincerely, Naynay
Jane's Fetch Modus
On one of the new pages, for Homestuck obviously, I found out, through strenuous endeavors (I zoomed the page) that Jane’s fetch modus is either Recipe or Recip(triangle)