Watching Iron Man 2
and do you know why I’m watching Iron Man 2 at 2:22 AM? Because I have a state assessment exam tomorrow and I REFUSE to be responsible.
How to be classy in three easy steps:
8bitboy: uzireloaded: thatartyholmesian: tuesunefraise: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. SO GLAD THIS IS BACK Yes! It’s back <3 People who don’t know that this song is from Ace Attorney
doctorwho: Remember: Daleks are cruel Daleks...
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world ...
When people say my OTP isn't real. →
myspacing: I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
dynamic-punch: when i try to draw feet
joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
colormekarkat: oh look kanaya’s helping sollux out what a nice friend hey wait a second what that on his neck kanaya dont tell me kanaya his girlfriend just died and he was blinded dont do that to him at least she put a bandaid on him afterwards
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard: We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.