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jackmydick: remember all the anime you said you would watch this summer
the-safeword-is-dracula: Cannibalistic cereal That’s horrifying, why is it an actual commercial
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
How to get laid.
Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense
mum: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mum: can i see?
madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
meeeeguel: OMFG I FINALLY FOUND A FUCKING VIDEO OF THIS
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
timedetective: whaoanon: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omfg he just kickflips off that goat OH MY GOD THAT IS PRECIOUS I WANT ONE
vastderp: turntechshadekid: contenthooker: i haven’t laughed like this in a while whEEZE i laughed so hard that i feel like i might LITERALLY throw up. oh my god. oh my god.
edwarnd: i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out of their...